Ode to a Log

French log piles have always fascinated me. Is there a regulation as to length and style of stacking?

Reminds me of The Log Song from the Ren & Stimpy cartoon series:

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbours dog?
What’s great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It’s Log, Log, Log!

It’s Log, Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, Log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!

Love it! Brings back some memories!